My hatred of taking a shower is the same hatred I have for leaving the shower. That's it? I just don't like that little short period in-between? I just rationalize other reasons? Fuck me.

Why do I get irritated when someone points out the weight my clothes have on my body?

Wait, I might be onto something. When I need to take a shower. I don't tell myself to take a shower over and over. I just notice the weight of my clothes on my body and go take a shower to relieve that frustration.