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Perfectly cloning the Microsoft Teams experience (europe.pub)

submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@europe.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Absolute shit is positive.

THE absolute shit would be positive. Absolute shit is negative. Absolutely.

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[–] KeithD@lemmy.nz 21 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Absolute value, including of a negative number, is always positive.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

PRETTY sure that the people evaluating a Teams alternative aren't doing so using mathematical terms 😄

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