Bonus points if the funds go directly to youth football groups.

This is a great idea. Transmute their dirty money into something bc that helps the game me at the most finance break level. The right kind of money laundering.

Failing that, divvy it out to the clubs who were relegated from the PL directly because of results against Man Cheaty. You got relegated by 2 points and you lost to City while your relegation rival got a result? Here's £15m as a small measure of compensation. But this shouldn't prohibit law suits.