but it's literally what happened.

you want people to make shit up like the magats?

edit: ahhh, I get it. the magats love Snowden because of course they would. he did everything every magat wants to do.

• sell out Americans to the Russians and Chinese
• play the victim
• pretend to be the hero
• do less than nothing to support change
• flee to Russia

the only thing he didn't do was want to fuck kids, but I suppose we can overlook that since he's technically no longer American.