Two Jewish guys from Odesa meet up in the city. One asks the other: "So, what's the situation? What are people saying?"
The second guy says: "Well, they are saying that Russia is fighting NATO."
The first one asks: "Are you serious?"
"Yes, yes! Russia is fighting NATO."
"So how's it going?"
"Well, 70,000 Russian soldiers are dead. The missile stockpile has almost been depleted. A lot of equipment is damaged, blown up."
"And what about NATO?"
"What about NATO? NATO hasn't even arrived yet