Bro, it hauls groceries so well for me. I thought I ran over a squirrel the other day, turns out it was a 99 Civic. Ooopsies.

"...but remember that one time you had to transport a whole fridge home because you didn't want to pay an extra $20 to have them deliver it in a big truck?"

Most people need a little electric city car for 99% of their usage. The entire car industry spends billions of dollars to convince them otherwise.