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I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? πŸ•·οΈπŸ•ΈοΈ (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You could collect the spider silk and weave a cape. Golden Spider Silk Cape

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    I'm not well enough versed in the ways of textiles and such. But if the silk conducts current, maybe I could create some sort of signal carrying wires? And if they exceed CAT8 speeds, I'll trademark them.

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