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I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️ (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

First, do you have access to a spider sized pen that it could use to sing a contract?

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    Hm... I have some ideas, but not ready to use pens: I'll dip my smallest screws - M.2 securing screws - in ink and hand it over to them as a "house" warming gift?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    You have already realized that deception will be key. Bravo. Make sure you photograph the spider close to the paragraph that says "I have read and understood this entire agreement." This will be key to future enforcement actions.

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