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[–] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

CIA: "Pilots from Saudi Arabia with ties to Iran and Pakistan working with an islamic extremist group planning attack on US via planes."

Bush: "Yeah, ok, pal."

CIA: "The hydroelectric tubes in Iraq look vaguely like missile fuselage sort of if you squint"

Bush: "Get Tillerson and Cheney in here! WERE GOING TO MESS UP MESOPATAMIA!"

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