Rather than expecting our users to learn complex menus and click through elaborate sales funnels, these platforms operate by capturing [INCORRECTLY GUESSING]* high-level human goals and silently executing the grunt work in the background, [LEADING THEM DOWN THE GARDEN PATH]*.

*FTFY

Fucking CAPTURING? JFC, GTFO. The absolute audacious bullshit hidden in corpospeak.

No, thank you. Wipe this shit off and flush it.