this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2026

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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I won't be able to look at my period tracking app the same now.

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today [S] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What does it say?

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[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Luckily it is only stating when my last period was haha

I use an app that is known for keeping data private. I'll have to keep an eye on it to see if any brand new sentences emerge lol

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today [S] 5 points 2 months ago

Yes please. I can only scour so much of the internet.

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