GPS has detected you are no longer in the kitchen.

With how many of these apps are used by red states to track women who get abortions, they might have well been made by conservative perverts.

I won't be able to look at my period tracking app the same now.

But will it act like Gary/Jerry on Parks and Rec and talk about how your milk should be coming in?

I mean it's an app people often use when trying for a baby.

It's also an app nobody should use, particularly in the US where they'll probably report your abortion to all the red states so they can declare you a wanted criminal... But for the context of the app, this isn't even THAT weird.

Notification: plapl plap plap. Get pregnant!!!!