As a morbidly obese person, i would just like to say this is completely false postering on the part of the author.

Hell yes, my giant fat ass is a dead giveaway!!!

Please stop trying to sell this crap.

Also, big heads up. Once you break one of your bodies sub system with obesity, they never get better. It really sucks.

Stop encouraging people to be like me you idiots, this is fucking horrible way to live.