If we don’t try to save ourselves, we’ll just end up as a small thin geologically odd layer in earth’s history … alien archaeologists in a few million years will see the K-Pg layer that wiped out the dinosaurs and then this thin weird radioactive layer of mismatched minerals and material that lasted for a few hundred years.

And they sent down some astronauts

To study our bones

Through the miles of garbage

Beneath all the junk that we owned

Carbon dating beer cans

Condoms and Twinkie wrappers

We were something beautiful, baby

What the hell happened?