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Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police (local12.com)

submitted 1 year ago by kebab@endlesstalk.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

If reincarnation is real I want to come back as a Key West Chicken.

"They have no natural enemies on this island. We need some hungry foxes. . . . The cats won't touch them. The chickens are meaner than anything."

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