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Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police (local12.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[–] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

lol, her expression says it all, "Worth it, 10/10 would mace that bitch again."

Might do a little jail time but the chicken killer will think twice. I mean, christ, you live in Key West. Get on island time already.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Also I'm pretty sure the chickens are legally protected in Key West.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Oh no shit, it's a thing? So that might not have been someone's chicken, it was Key West's chicken? If so, the "perp" is going to be fine.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Oh I guess I assumed it wasn't just someone's chicken, the article isn't clear really.

    But yeah it's a thing if they're the wild ones I think. https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1999/05/30/protected-by-law-chickens-rule-the-roost-in-key-west/

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    If reincarnation is real I want to come back as a Key West Chicken.

    "They have no natural enemies on this island. We need some hungry foxes. . . . The cats won't touch them. The chickens are meaner than anything."

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