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[–] 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Dude condemns himself to starving during a global fuel supply crisis for the sake of a decades old joke, news at 11

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'm sorry I can't hear you over my M230 30mm Chain Guns

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Give it a minute or two. After you piss away the ammo and see the sticker shock to re-up, it will be nice and quiet.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    I like that you guys assume after I wake up as an attack helicopter I'd just go to my regular day job and then get overwhelmed with my new grocery bill.

    Oh no, I can't fit through my apartment door and my rotors keep shredding through my jackets.

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