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Please don't eat the lockets (discuss.online)

submitted 2 months ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kusarihime1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago (7 children)

You also shouldn't drink water. Did you know that stuff is in window cleaner?

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The dihydrogen monoxide lobby wants you drinking 8 glasses worth per day.

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[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There isn’t a person alive who can drink water and not die.

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[–] Cavemanfreak@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

You can't be sure of that! But every single person who has died has been found to have consumed water.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Jim Ryerson

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[–] LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fish fucked in that shit

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[–] rethnor@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

More like the ocean is a great big communal uterus, both eggs and sperm get thrown in there

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

No they didn't. I boiled the fish fuck out of it

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