This reads like that parent/teacher conference scene from Interstellar, and the quiz it gives adds to the dystopia:

Gravity, which is 10, must be the only force acting upon first class passengers in airplanes while they are in possession of airline provided drinks/snacks. Upon receiving drinks or snacks from the air line, first class passengers must only be under the force of gravity, which is 10. The plane cannot push back from the gate as this would apply a force other than gravity, 10, to the first class passengers.

Please take this simple quiz before the plane can push back from the gate:

• What is gravity?
• • 10
• • One of the four fundamental forces
• • A movie starring Sandra Bullock
• • Among many of the forces first class passengers may be subjected to while consuming food or drinks provided by the airline before the aircraft may be moved from the gate.

I weep for the children who are going to go through these AI generated tests where test revisions or hand grading is considered too expensive or not necessary, but at least preflight shots might become a thing for first class passengers.