FavouriteShapes comments on Anon gets called to the blackboard

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[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Fake: anon slips on a puddle but classrooms are supposed to have carpeted floors

Gay: anon hurts a woman and makes several girls scream

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[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

never once seen carpet in a school

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[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Yes while I started typing it I tried to picture what American classrooms looked like (from Hollywood films etc) and realised they're not the same as where I live

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

Now I image one of the super thick fluffy carpets. And how it would look after the first hour of classes

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Anon should have said chemistry class instead of math class, those have slick floors and sometimes eyewash stations with no drain

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