Unpopular opinion: toilets are perfectly shaped to make farts as loud as possible.

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[–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

People grunting in the stall next to me is definitely worse than poop and fart noises. I already know the mechanics of the situation, I don't want inklings of the personal narrative around it..

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    This leads us to a horrible would-you-rather: sounds of pain and discomfort, or pleasure and satisfaction?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    To think... this is how I find out I'm a bad person lol.

    My thinking brain knows that happy sounds are better. But my feeling brain just says "nope, I'd rather hear their pain".

    Not who I want to be, but here we are. Got some work to do.

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