Unpopular opinion: toilets are perfectly shaped to make farts as loud as possible.

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[–] 70 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If I hear someone on the phone in a public restroom I try to rip ass as loud as possible.

I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago

    Someone did that at a supermarket bathroom I was in!

    The guy was yapping away on his phone. I was washing my hands being annoyed. And suddenly, one guy said, "Fuck it!" And just blasted a massive fart shit.

    The guy on the phone went silent. And I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.

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