Bummer. Though not entirely surprising - as pervasive as they sound, if the shape and texture made them a good candidate for lawns, I'm sure it'd have been tried well before my two neurons fired off the idea.

...I do wonder if there's a similar candidate. I don't know jack about what herbs and such actually look like before making it into a jar in my kitchen, but if there is something that grows comparably to clover, feels decent to walk on, and smells decent when trimmed, even if it's not quite as amazing as mint...

I mean, if we're gonna go through the trouble of growing a crop just to cut it and throw it away, it might as well at least smell nice, right?

Or we could do the smart thing and ditch the lawn for a legit herb garden that we can actually consume.... but that kind of logic is a tall order.