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[–] 2 points 2 months ago (14 children)

Look, buddy, sandwiches are serious business. I'm not saying you gotta eat a chicken burger, and I'm definitely not saying that a hunk of grilled chicken breast on toast is a burger, but the fact of the matter is that a hamburger sandwich consists of a cooked ground meat patty on a bun, and you're just gonna have to come to terms with that.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (13 children)

    I can't eat a chicken burger because that would be like a conservative with ethics.

    It doesn't fucking exist!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (12 children)

    I bet you order Reubens with mustard.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (11 children)

    Where I order them from you'd have to specify if you're getting one without.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (10 children)

    This explains your bizarre and warped total misunderstanding of sandwiches. Fucking disgusting.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (9 children)

    I’m just surprised you don’t call it a Reuben burger.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    Only if you grind up the uncooked pastrami, form a patty, and and put it on a bun - but then it's no longer a Reuben.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (7 children)

    Uncooked pastrami is beef brisket.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (6 children)

    You misspelled "uncured."

    No wonder you have no clue how sandwiches work.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (5 children)

    Do we really have to get into a conversation how pickled beef brisket isn’t pastrami now?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    You're just digging yourself deeper, sport.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (3 children)

    Now I can’t tell if you sound more like my wife or girlfriend.

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