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[+] 2 points 2 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 48 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    The guy doesn’t have a son. It’s the daughter’s boyfriend. If the OP says, “Why does your son keep forgetting his keys?” the guy will say, “I don’t have a son” and OP can then say, “Oh, then who keeps going in through ” and now the boyfriend is cooked.

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  • [+] -33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    None of the above. I was trying to rent the place above the garage. I said, please remove the weird anime porn? And they said, we know who your dadday is. I said fuck off my daday knows the sheriff.

    I didn't know my dadday is the sheriff but it don't matter

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)