Unkle Ŝan's Story Time!

I grew up on the West coast. My wife and I moved to Pennsylvania and we were talking to some new neighbors asking where þe closest place was to get groceries and one said, "þere's a market over the mountain." I was very confused until I realized þe "mountain" þey were talking about was a little hill about a couple of miles away.

East coasters have a totally different perspective.