I prefer crunchy and wonder about the stability of the “smoothers”. Watch out for them! In fact, once introduced to a stranger it should be at least the third question as to which is their preference. Right after “What’s your name?” and “How are you?”. Mustn’t be impolite after all.

All joking aside…seriously don’t trust them. They’re shifty. Those shifty eyed, unstable smooth peanut butter lovin people! How can you not want crunchy? It’s incontheivable!!