Both my cats have never given a single fuck about my TP. Am I just lucky?

Unless you have cats.

Said cat is in my lap this moment, and any time the TP was installed wrongly she'd run amok -- for 15 years.

i was going to tell you to close the damn door, but then i remembered how i open doors for the stupid cat even when there is a cat flap he can use. and the other cat has figured out door handles so we had to put knobs on the exterior doors.