They walk among us (discuss.online)
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[โ€“] 1 point 2 months ago (8 children)

Sure, just default to assuming the syntactically and semantically correct words you didn't understand are gibberish. Fucking boys I have to deal with...

Do you need me to explain. I have, somewhere in these million words I wrote in character for my state-sponsored job.

My job: Crackhead, because I wasn't good en0ugh yo bee a pothead, qhich is a FESTIVAL COP. Y'know, I'm that crazy person on public transit or whateverz mouthing off, doing drugs, trying to get into fights, and doing two things, objectively; networking, and counterintelligence.

Networking; hi, my name's Victoria Phoenix. I'm a juggler and a skilled righter abd comedian.

Counterintelligence: I poopied my pants, Epstein was a cop and is thus alive because pf tbat, I ear dog shit for lunch cuz it yummy

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk

I don't have to prove myswlf 4 I hav all redy

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 2 months ago (7 children)

    And yes

    Typos: deliberate

    Playing your ignorance of philosophy: deliberate

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 2 months ago (6 children)

    Physics. Cool

    Metaphysics. Cooler.

    Pataphysics. Coolest.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 2 months ago* (5 children)

    The reason we have the occult in the occident is because we run a police state in western civilization, and the Bible is the crust of the truth to control those people who cannot think for themselves (theists+atheists; idiots, both)

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 2 months ago (4 children)

    Physics is what is allowed for the machines to study.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 2 months ago (3 children)

    My twelfth grade English teacher told me the machines are broken and don't know they're broken.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    The machines think a bug is a lesser being than them and will kill it, for no reason.

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