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WARNING - MAINTAIN - 200 F. / HEADS ONLY / FROZEN FRIENDS CRYOGENIC ENTERPRISES / BOB'S JANITORIAL SERVICES

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[–] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Listen, I don't have a lot of fancy technology, but I do have a chest freezer that I haven't used in a few years. If you want to give me $3,000, I can leave your body in there for, like, five years or whatever. DM me.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

    /s

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    Why the hostility? I'm being up front with my offer and I'm not guaranteeing I can make you live forever or anything. It is possible, but unlikely, that an important breakthrough might happen in those five years; sure, it might not be the MOST advanced tech, but it IS at an affordable price point after the point you need to buy anything else.

    But, fine man, if you just want to be dead with absolutely ZERO chance of being revivified and cured of whatever killed you, that's a personal decision.

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