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Anon follows the rules (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 128 points 2 months ago (6 children)

"Dad, can I go to a party with my friends?"

"You gonna drink?"

"No."

"Do drugs?"

"No."

"Have sex?"

"No."

"Then why the fuck do you wanna go to a party?"

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  • [–] 40 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    What's the point of partying if not to poison your brain and infect your genitals.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    This is why we invented condoms.

    The other two are a lot more difficult to do without damage or risk

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