Full title: A 44-year-old man went to the hospital after pus began oozing from his chest, where doctors discovered a knife that had been embedded in his body for eight years. According to the report, he showed no signs of chest pain, breathing problems, coughing, or fever, and was otherwise in good health.

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[–] 62 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

They were so intrigued by the experience of cutting into someone and seeing them live through the event that they turned away from a life of crime and went to school to become a surgeon. Now, 8 years later, a familiar face shows up in the waiting room...

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Just give me a cut.

    Hang on, I should rephrase that.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Yeah, you should take another stab at it.

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