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Malicious Compliance (lemmy.world)
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Baby Insanity Wolf meme. A wolf cub sin a grassy green field dotted with purple wildflowers, letting out a tiny howl. Text reading "FIANCE TELLS ME TO PUT TOILET SEAT DOWN" at the top, and "PUTS BOTH SEATS DOWN" at the bottom.
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[–] 9 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Embrace peeing sitting. It'll change your life.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Given that every supposed dude I've ever known who did that later came out as a trans woman, I think the changing of your life is already in the cards when you make that call.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Eh, I knew a straight cis-guy who peed sitting down. But he was legally blind, so it made sense.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Related - that's kinda when peeing sitting shines - peeing half-asleep with lights off. All you gotta do is manage to locate the seat with your ass cheeks. Then just sit there, no need to aim, pay attention, have the light on so you can see (if you can't echolocate), but even if you can echolocate mistakes are common and yelling isn't far behind. You just sit there and it happens without getting proper awake.

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