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[–] 13 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Beaten to death with a giant asterisk.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    In this economy? Burying the bodies would bankrupt half their families. I haven't heard anything about spontaneous human combustion in decades now, and it's time we get that back in the news.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I did it the other day. It was very refreshing

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Oh, wow. Did you do it that way where you just totally disappear and no one ever sees you again but there's a charred outline on your bed in the shape of your body and somehow it managed to just barely char the mattress and bedding without burning it up entirely?

    It's been on my bucket list forever, but it's still something I haven't gotten around to trying yet.

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