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The work is mysterious and important (lemmy.world)
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[–] 30 points 3 months ago (8 children)

I've had my 3 genie wishes planned out since I was a kid, but I'm starting to think if I can use a lot of commas in each wish I should be able to squeeze them down to 2 and use my 3rd one to wish for everyone who self-censors internet images or post titles to burst into flame.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Beaten to death with a giant asterisk.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    In this economy? Burying the bodies would bankrupt half their families. I haven't heard anything about spontaneous human combustion in decades now, and it's time we get that back in the news.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I did it the other day. It was very refreshing

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Oh, wow. Did you do it that way where you just totally disappear and no one ever sees you again but there's a charred outline on your bed in the shape of your body and somehow it managed to just barely char the mattress and bedding without burning it up entirely?

    It's been on my bucket list forever, but it's still something I haven't gotten around to trying yet.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    At least in English, commas aren't magic sentence separators; you might wish to look into the semicolon for joining independent clauses.

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