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[–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)
  1. I will provide funding and research to develop tactical and strategic weapons covering a full range of needs so my choices are not limited to "hand to hand combat with swords" and "blow up the planet".

Showing my age with this reference

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Brilliant!

    I will not make alliances with those more powerful than myself. Such a person would only double-cross me in my moment of glory. I will make alliances with those less powerful than myself. I will then double-cross them in their moment of glory.

    Also I'm pretty sure this is day 1 of MBA training

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