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[–] 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I think mine got lost in the mail...

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Read it again, it says they gave everyone some non-specific thing, who already had the power to launch a nuke, a huge penis, and that sense of masculinity

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Oh, yes. Well then, sorry to crash your meeting.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Wait! Can YOU launch a nuke, huge penis, and confidence?!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    And? No.

    Or? Yes.

    Nuke: might take me a while, but I could call some people. I'd probably fail.

    Huge penis: gimme about 10 minutes to drive to the nearby adult store, and definitely. I wouldn't even have to pay for it, just throw it across the store and never go back.

    Confidence: if you mean launch as in to displace rapidly, I do that approximately 3 seconds after every time I feel confident.

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