droans comments on Probability

[–] droans@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (6 children)

A crocodile has your toddler. It says it will return your child if you can guess its next move. What do you say?

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[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

"Holy fuck a talking crocodile‽"

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[–] droans@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Oof. Wrong time to get excited, buddy...

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 child)

"It's your responsibility now you scaly sucker!" and then voom off on my dune buggy. Also in this scenario I have a dune buggy for reasons.

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[–] fizzbang@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Can I borrow your dune buggy?

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[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago

Distract it while someone sedates/shoots/whatevers it...

Even if you guess the move, it doesn't say it'll be alive or intact, so the safest thing to do is not to play.

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[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 3 months ago

"NOW YOU DIE, CROCODILE" as my drone army attacks

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