Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra 🫩

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[+] [S] -6 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

I might be wrong but I'm like 80% sure historically people have been killed for farting at inopportune moments

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Me and my roommate in Iraq were in our 1st Seargents office getting chewed out when I farted and stopped him from speaking to glare at me. Then my roommate farted and it was baaaaad. He started speaking in tongues for a bit before relearning English and told us both to get the fuck out. That's probably the closest I've come to dying for a fart.

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