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[–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

We have this insanely dangerous and radioactive thing, and we need to move it somehow? Screwdriver goes brrrrr.

I assume everyone was wearing safety squints and flipflops.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    They weren't moving it, they were lowering a reflector to bring it close to criticality without going supercritical. It's like playing Russian roulette, except the game is to squeeze the trigger on a fully loaded revolver until just before the hammer releases, and you're using a screwdriver to squeeze the trigger. Oh! And the pistol is actually a grenade.

    Bang

    "Well, that does it"

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