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Armed robbers hate this one simple trick (lemmy.world)
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[–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

You can make one million dollars and never pay taxes! All it takes are these two simple words: "I forgot". That's right! And it works for other things as well: "I forgot armed robbery was illegal." - Steve Martin

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I feel good tonight. I finally got something I always wanted and that's important. It really is. I finally got some hostages. And I'm gonna blow 'em up at midnight! Unless, of course, I get my three demands: A hundred thousand in cash; getaway car; and I want the letter M stricken from the English language. See, you have to make one crazy demand, that way, if you get caught, you can plead insanity. ... Ha! Getaway car.

    Steve gives the best crime advice.

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