‘Hopefully, you clean your counters more than once a day’ quote. What? Do you actually clean all your surfaces more than once a day? Like, yeah, that would be ideal, but anyone writing this had never had to live in real life. We have actual jobs and limited time.
Sure, that would be ideal, but this cannot be serious? No way this is even remotely plausible, what the fuck.
Some of us barely have time to just live and clean some things, nevermind this being standard in any way, damn.