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[–] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Incorrect, as you are more vulnerable when going to the toilet and should position yourself for optimal position to retaliate in case a ninja/pirate/swat bursts into your bathroom.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    "you are more valuable when going to the toilet" is the most mysterious thing I've read all week.

    Why? To whom? What specifically about the toilet? Does my value also increase at urinals? What about if I shit in the woods?

    So many questions.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    Pretty sure 'vulnerable' was intended.

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