So try connecting it to a wifi.
I appreciate the tip. Luckily I happen to have a spare router that has no uplink. So IIUC, setting up an ephemeral network on the router with no WAN then configuring the Karcher to connect to it might result in the Karcher detecting that it has been configured and then stop squaking, all without the Karcher ever being able to phone home. I will have to test this theory.
It is technically a data leak, but no, I don’t think you owning a Karcher radio would be considered PII under GDPR.
Suppose Google and Apple know that Bob lives at 123 main st., Paris. Bob plugs in a Karcher and a google and apple spy (read: anyone with an iphone or Android) walk past the house. The SSID and MAC address is captured and sent to Google and Apple. Google and Apple infer that the MAC address belongs to Bob. Then Bob moves to 456 Broad st., Amsterdam. Bob does not give Google or Apple his new address. But within a day a Google spy and Apple spy happen to walk past his new location. The SSID and MAC is sent to the motherships, who then instantly work out Bob’s new address. Even though Bob himself quit feeding Google and Apple, they effectively track Bob’s new home location using the unique MAC address that follows him for as long as he has the radio.
How is that GDPR compliant? The MAC address becomes a unique identifier, like a social security number to an American. It seems quite far from data minimisation. What is Karcher’s legal basis for broadcasting a unique number from the address of the data subject?