I want you stuck in traffic? I'd rather you weren't on the roads at all dipshit.

hope you wear a helmet tho because odds are something's gonna ruin your shit either way. watched too many friends have horrific accidents because they were 'in control', 'a bike was safer' yadda yadda bullshit - and I liked them, I give two fucks about you. so go out there, catch cops and traumatize your loved ones by vroom vrooming right away