Needing jokes/comments to make when I am audibly shitting myself. Any suggestions?

In a few months I’ll be in diapers, but I’ve been told that modern adult diapers are pretty good at their job/probably will muffle it more.

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[–] 4 points 3 months ago

Look at one kid dead in the eye when shitting yourself. Don't break eye contact. Establish dominance.

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