higher purchasing power

Depends on the specific country

way less crime

There's actually less crime than in several european countries. Including spain.

education

Argentina as a whole, probably true. I was lucky enough to be born in s city with top notch free public schools but in a lot of cities that's not the case.

we would trade it all for the ability to celebrate football wins real hard

The difference is palpable in daily life, not just football. You could also have both if you had some blood in your veins. But hey, you do you.

Argentina is the best country in the world

You're damn right it is.