I mean, that's a steno mask, and anyone who's had issues with hand pain but wants to communicate via text has probably wished for something resembling this. The problem is that they're obnoxiously expensive. (And they look ridiculous, but that's its own issue.)

When I'm in public, I wish people had these. I neither need nor want to listen to your phone conversations.

of course it’s not, because every laptop and airpod has noise cancelling input isolation

But as far as rage bait goes, top tier