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[–] 65 points 4 months ago* (10 children)

Fuuuuuuuuuck man, I hate this timeline so fucking much.

Me and this fat kid

We ran, we ate and read books

And it was the best.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    This, compared to which timeline where everyone lives forever?

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    Nah, compared to the timeline where we get Event Horizon 2: In the Mouth of Moar Madness and it's 36 hour extended cut made specifically for watching during drug binges.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Idk about the Event Horizon but can I just have the drug binges?

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Compared to the timeline where Nazi pedophiles are the ones that die in their 70s.

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