Pay the $25 ransom little devs or else!
Here's the plan:
- Normal Cellphone
- Kobo
- MP3 player
- Thinkpad
- A Faraday bag
1 will make calls, texts, pay parking fees, let me into concerts and call 911, and nothing else
2 will allow me to continue to read anticapitalist books without being tracked
3 will allow me to continue listening to anticapitalist music without being tracked
4 will allow me to continue discussions about how shit capitalism is with my fellow scorned and continue saying Trump is a pedo and 8647 when I feel like tossing more darts at his mental image, use XMPP, IRC, TOR, Ygg, you know, the gang.
5 will allow me to ditch the fascists when I'm done playing the part of a normal citizen on a daily basis.